Your favourite Nigerian celebrities as secondary school classmates

1. THE TROUBLEMAKERS - ZLATAN and NAIRA MARLEY 

Popularly called "Pangolo boys". These ones always come to class just to cause trouble . Always acting mischievous and passing funny comments during classes. They always come up with the new slangs in the school which the teachers hate but they don’t care because they have no manners even with their unseriousness and non challant attitude towards studies, they’ll end up securing the bag 💰 after they graduate. Their teacher once told them they will never make it but they turned their textbooks to cheque books 🤭

These guys have influenced their friends (Rexxie and Poco Lee) negatively. Rexxie is a Pastor's son and Poco Lee was the choir master before leaving the church. They have a low-key mentor who is popularly called Rahman Jago in school. Their role model, Hushpuppi went on a long-term vacation to the United States. 😂

2. THE DADDY’S GIRL - DJ Cuppy 

A spoilt child which makes most of the bitter girls hate her out of pure jealousy because her father is the richest in the school. She cries easily because of little things like the other time when a girl called her "big head". She recently changed her boyfriend because he wasn't giving her what she wants steadily 😉

Everyone wears the school uniform but she insisted on wearing only Fendi. The principal couldn't disagree because her daddy is the main sponsor of the school.

3. TWO BOOKWORMS - Davido and Wizkid

The Smartest guys in the class . They swear that they are close friends but deep down they have a competition that’s has become very toxic. Wizkid is very brilliant and has won the most awards for the school but he doesn't brag about it. He just simply minds his business but Davido is loved by his gang because he buys biscuits for them at recess.

4. THE ALL ROUNDER - Burna boy

He’s the “jack of all trades, master of All “ he’s the best at everything whether it be sports,music and the rest except academics where he’s always trying to break in between the 2 bookworms. 

He was 1st once in ss1 and won’t let people forget. Ever since then, he boasts he is the new smartest in class.

5. CLASS CLOWN - MAYORKUN 

He’s always making jokes in classes and whining teachers. He’s the life of the class but somehow still has good grades . He’s always sending juniors on errands to get things for him though . "Bami orderrrr jollof rice pelu dodo ati igo Covid meji" 🤣

6. DROPOUT - ORITSEFEMI 

That one student nobody remembers that dropped out in JS1 after making mouth of his dreams to go to Malaysia or is it Miami ? I can’t really remember 

7. CLASS COUPLE - ADEKUNLE GOLD AND SIMI 

We all know them. The two lovebirds in the class who claimed they were not dating for a long while until Naira Marley caught them exchanging Saliva at the back of Ss3 block. He then proceeded to report them because he has no manners.

8. AJE BUTTER - REMA

That aje butter kid that’s always talking about Anime (Spiderman, iron man, Superman) and basketball but the others can’t relate because it's "Tom and Jerry" and Football they watch . 

9. FRESHMEN - Fireboy and Joeboy 

The JS1 boys that’s always reading and getting bullied because they are smart.

Their provisions always get stolen by the seniors and they are the crybabies 

They are just beginning to scatter school sha and are already making vibrations. Even senior girls are already crushing over them.

10. PLAYER - Kizz Daniel 

That guy that every girl adores . His uniform is always neat and ironed . All he goes to school to do is to be licking lips and showing dimples 😂😂

He’s has so many girls crushing on him but he doesn’t woju 🙂 

11. HEAD BOY - OLAMIDE 

Mr Nice guy in the school . Always acting nice to juniors that’s why he won the head boy elections . He rarely has any scandal in school and he’s quite smart too but he once disrupted the "end of the year" party when his "school son" wasn't the first position. Any time people pass rumors about him, he just ignores them as story for the Gods.